You have nice manners for a thief and a liar.


vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

thisisnotyoursoup:

Growing up is when you start to feel bad for Team Rocket.

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

orphanblack:

We’re also wishing a happy National Siblings Day to Sarah Manning and Helena.

universityofhyrule:

thehalfbloodasian:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

You are a beautiful person

You, sir, are very awesome

I JUST GOT ASSIGNED A JOHN GREEN VIDEO FOR ENGLISH CLASS WHAT IS THIS COLLEGE

  • Netflix: Rate A Bug's Life
  • Me: *clicks five stars*
  • Netflix: How often do you watch movies for ages 5 to 7
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *slowly closes laptop*
Why the frick is the Giver movie in color
everyone (via superwholocked-jedi)

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor